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[Jan. 6th, 2006|01:37 pm] |
oh my god i have seen this sign a million times. ah ha ha ahaha.
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[Dec. 27th, 2005|10:35 pm] |
Dinner tonight was really strange in a very good way. I really like my step mother. Shes very southern and REALLY loves cats. she has two persian long hairs and they are the most spoiled adored fancy feast cats i have ever seen. She basically told me tonight that I need to develop my sexuality and simply do it with more than one person. Then she told me about her coke addict ex husband. I also discovered that my mother had an affair and that was the reason for my parents divorce. My mother once said something that hinted it but now I know its true. I always thought my father was insane when I was a kid because he always followed mommy around and was calling her all the time but now I know that mommy wasnt so precious and is simply a skirt who started her adulterous career in high school by having an affair with her english teacher for two years and then got caught and dropped out of school, then she met my father down the road and got knocked up by a man she really didnt love but was too conservative to get an abortion so she kept me. then she cheated on my dad married an ugly guy to be his trophy wife bitch ho with fake ass titties and now is repenting HARDCORE and loving jesus. Well goddamn there my mothers reborn christianity tale. No fucking wonder. Maybe if I had left the motherfucking Bhagavagita lying around she would have picked that up instead of the bible, or "BE HERE NOW". God, Ram Das could have saved my mothers fucking life if I'd only bought the book sooner.
If you have ever seen "The secret tales of the ya ya sister hood" My mother is ashley judd and I am sandra bullock except place this in the west and water it down a bit. and there you go. I dont pity myself, and im not puting this out there for pity, im just telling you because i think people should know eachother and i think its funny now.
My mother once when i was a kid told me stories of men that she loved, she thought i was too young to remember but she didnt know how good of a memory i have still to this day.
I have an interest in the lives of others and I think parents are facinating because for one we all take them for granted and many times you never know why they are so crazy neurotic and abusive [well atleast my parents] but if you just put their life stories together it all makes sense. damn. whatever, sometimes i just need to keep weird things to myself.
in celebration for mexico i drank some corona in my room and listening to elvis. i dont know why elvis but it just seemed to be very mexican at the time.
pat wrote me love poems and recited them over the phone. They were mushy and adorable and i was smitten. they didnt even say at the end " i want to get high and fuck you". but im sure if they did they would have seemed none the less adorable.
this is not the desert. there is almost no desert left, they are building upon it right as i type. to call it the desert is an insult.
i dont want to be a teacher. i was born a writer and will die a writer the only question is, is how do you travel the world have enough income to support that and yourself and your cat, and live off of writing?
i have been living out a very proper role here. I even speak proper english and act proper.
I saw Brokeback Mountain today with my step mom. We cried our eyes out. do as many gay things as you can in front of the world. then they will have no choice but to accept.
i am leaving for mexico in six hours. i will miss you a lot even though im already on vacation; strange. i will drink three times as much as i usually do for you pat and the cat. |
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[Dec. 12th, 2005|02:26 am] |
I wish i was getting ass. This is the second day. Why did I have to give him mono? Is this punishment? Maybe I should be more sympathetic. as this is my fault.poor pat.
Im annoyed of young girls simply being obsessed with old movie stars just because they think they are hot. Im sick of girls being obsessed with how hot movie stars are in general. Who cares. Whatever you dont know them. Ok so you may percieve them as physically attractive, get over it. Go masturbate to them if you are so obsesed. Im sick of it. Its annoying.Whatever.
I have felt maybe recently that sex or arousel has nothing to do with looks or the act of courtship. It was dicussed in a book i felt highly a great piece. and I have experienced it first hand. In a study on dreams many women and men have reported that they have dreams of things in everyday life that have nothing to do with sex that they end up coming in their sleep and waking up with a mess.I have had this before too. I was once walking down the street in my dream and looked at a building and randomly had an orgasm. Its happened in many dreams i have had that were completly random and unrelated in nature. I think it is interesting but have no real other evidence or things to point at it than that.
What did you mean April when we were sitting in the zen room looking at the secret language of relationships book and you didnt want me to see you and p.diddys profile because you said i would focus too much on it. its been stuck in my head and i dont really know what it meant, not bad really just curious. Do i concentrate on things too much? do i get stuck? I dont really know how i act from day to day. Oh well.
I feel that I will miss you xtina cat pat when I am gone more than i realize. its going to be 3 weeks. Thats a long time. I am sad already but i am going to just ignore it and concentrate on getting weed to mexico so that i can numb my pain.I think that this is really a family in all truth. I mean there is no snipping back stabbing angry jealous poop vibes. I think its great. I think its more of a family than my own, and maybe thats why I am so attached to it. Poopnut.
Im going to go to mexico and if i dont get ass by then I am going to have to find a "conseualos" or a "juan" to be a my latin loveslave and make me clothing at underpaid rates. |
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[Dec. 8th, 2005|01:05 am] |
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I am going to make you a wonderous compilation of songs. Not a mix. Just simpy a variety of wonderment. |
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[Dec. 6th, 2005|04:20 pm] |
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OK so i had a dream where i got caught doing drugs and was sentanced to go to jail for 3 years. So I thought god when I wake up im never doing drugs again. Then I broke out of jail to have sex with leonardo dicaprio and then when we finally met he made fun of me for even thinking I would be able to have sex with him and then he left to go to a rave. It was damned weird. And kind of depressing.Ok really depressing
Why do i leave olympia for one minute? Bellingham sucks a hole. I just sleep all day or read or puke up nasty phlegm. I know i never want to leave evergreen again. We need to convince pat to just transfer. Like wtf. Ok i guess i just wanted to say "wtf".
i am going to start going to the WWU library and researching scam artists. With enough wit and tit I believe we can successfully make suckers out of everybody we want to decieve. Now i feel my bowels would like to make a movement. So i am going to preceed to a rest room. |
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| oooooooooowe april u suck my ear hurts |
[Dec. 1st, 2005|10:02 pm] |
How to Prevent Ear Infections
What can kids do to prevent ear infections? You can avoid places where people are smoking, for one. Cigarette smoke can keep your eustachian tubes from working properly. |
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[Nov. 30th, 2005|11:14 am] |
Here are some pictures I took for my digital photo class. I dont know if they could really be seen as good, I dont really care. I just took them I guess. They are just here to see.
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[Nov. 30th, 2005|11:02 am] |
Magic Cat Lyrics
Cold late night so long ago
When I was not so strong you know
A pretty cat came to me
Never seen eyes so feline
You know I could not run away
It seemed we'd seen each other in a dream
It seemed like he knew me
He looked right through me, yeah
"Come on home, cat" I said with a smile
"You don't have to love me and
Let's get high on nip nip awhile
But try to understand
Try to understand
Try try try to understand
You're a magic cat."
Winter nights we sang in tune
Played inside the months of June
Never think of never
Let this spell last forever
Summer lover passed to fall
Tried to realize it all
Mama says she's worried
breaking my housing contract with somethin furry, yeah
"Come on, girl" mama cried on the phone
"You're gonna have to bone boseman if you want to keep your home!"
"But try to understand, try to understand
Try try try to understand
He's a magic cat, mama, ah ...
He's a magic cat"
"Come on adopt me, girl" he said with a smile
"I cast my spell of love on you, dank bitch!
But try to understand, try to understand, oh ... oh ...
Try try to understand
Try try try to understand
I'm a magic cat!" oh yeah
Oh, you've got the magic poopcat |
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[Nov. 29th, 2005|11:35 pm] |
this is me as a phat ho
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[Nov. 29th, 2005|10:19 am] |
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its weird, ive always felt that i suffered atleast a noticable amount from seasonal depression but now its like now that the weather is this way, and now that it has snowed, i feel very happy and content. not in an emo way, just pure joy. |
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[Nov. 29th, 2005|01:56 am] |
This postcard that i found makes me more and more curious
i dont understand
i want to find out who this person is
who their famous parents are
and why they threw their postcard away
help me april. |
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[Nov. 29th, 2005|12:53 am] |
Andrew and Katie wont stop porking in the bathtub. I can hear the puss and balls slappin and everytime i have to go into the bathroom to wipe my nose or go to the sink I can hear it. There is no end. Those taquitos made me feel very gassy and refreshed. April what are you doing in there? It was like as soon as you came home i went by your door and there were porking noises. Then an hour later i wanted to give you taquitos, and you were still porking. Does p.diddy have an unlimited supply of viagra? Does his dick have the power to never be sore? I dont understand.
I watched donnie darko for the 1st time today. I find that I can do many things on my island of sickness. I can talk to you on my computer from the next room. i can eat a lot one time a day and survive. i can be high on nyquil all day.i can talk to pat online all day. i can get love from the cat. i can live through other realities through movies. i can look at porn and feel satisfied. i hear them having sex again. god, katie your PUSSY is NOT the bomb explossive. its BORDASH for goddess sake.maybe im just jealous because i wish i was having sex instead of them. atleast i would be quiet about it. im not going to flaunt my puss all over the whole house. i deserve to have more sex than katie. but thats playing god. and i dont know how i feel about that. maybe i create a theroy about how i feel about that on my island of sickness. another shot of nyquil, now im higher. I can feel the dxm creep into my brain. my GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I CAN HEAR THEM SPANKING EACHOTHER AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I CAN HEAR THE ORAPHUS'S CLAPPING TOGETHER. A GIANT APPLAUSE FOR THE HOLE OF THE MIDWEST. im getting higher now.
i feel now that im going to write every shriveled piece of information that in my mind on this thing. so that you can have something to entertain yourself with when you arent smoking or porking pavel.
it sounds like those pop it things that you get during fourth of july that you throw on the ground that pop that arent technically fireworks but always made you feel badass as a kid because thats the only goddamn thing my parents would let me have, pop its. Katies vag= pop its. Their sex sounds like a few eight year olds going on a pop its rampage in a cul-de-sac.
im wearing an ugly dress. im alone. i dont have the cat. i dont have another movie to watch. and im too unmotivated to literally be doing anything. i wish i was harry potter. |
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